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Poke-Man 

What dads and moms called Pokemon in the 1990's.

Pronounced: Poke Man, not Pokee Man
Dad: Son, why are you always playing with those damn Poke-Man cards. In my day we played with sports cards.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.
Poke-Man by ImGoingToPre April 19, 2021
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Poke me man 

when a gay guy pokes your pp and then starts to suck it while saying got to catch em all
Poke me man by midget porn 69420 December 20, 2020

Poke a man 

A phrase invented to separate Pokemon, the fun old Game Boy RPG from the childhood of today's 20-year-olds, from all of the stupid spin-off crap that the game spawned. It is assumed that when one refers to Pokemon, they mean the nostalgia-inducing black-and-white adventure, and when one refers to poke-a-man, they either mean the cartoon show, the card game, or a homosexual act.
"Where you going, home to poke a man?"

"No, I thought I'd play some Pokemon."
Poke a man by Drunken Mewtwo March 6, 2010

poke'maniac 

poke'maniac:noun. A person, usually a teenager who has a love or obsession to the Poke'mon franchise and its characters. This is generally present in introverts and less social kids who as children were introduced to poke'mon. Whining for cards is common in younger kids and staying up 6 and a half hours just to play the DS, claiming "I have to capture Mewtwo!" 2. Anyone of the various trainers in the video games.
Jimmy is such a poke'maniac, heck just last week he killed a guy who wouldn't give up a pikachu card.
poke'maniac by Erick Ramirez January 12, 2008

pokemans 

"Let me show you my pokemans"
MY POKEMANS
let me show you them
pokemans by ttdi October 3, 2007
The wrong way to say PoKeMoN. Commenly used by parents to embarras kids.
Mom- Are you still playing with that Pokeman shit
Me- NO GOD DAMMIT MOM ITS CALLED POKEMON!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, IM VACUUMING MY ROMM DAMMIT!!!
pokeman by Tri Force Agent February 16, 2004
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