Pokémonning

Someone who is playing Pokémon.

Frederick: Where's Jonny?
William: Ah no one knows, he must have been Pokémonning all day again!

by Reapsiboop July 29, 2021

Pokemonning

Douchebags who play Pokémon Go are considered to be Pokemonning.

Mike : Did you see that fucking asshole fall in the river?
Steve : Yeah, he was pokemonning and didn't see the edge.

by Jazzy MacJizz July 16, 2016

Facebook Pokemoning

Spending time on facebook adding people to friend list just to collect some, and not particularly cause you know them.

Computer : Suggestion : Johnny Smith - add as friend

Facebookpokemaniac : Gotta catchem'all !!! ***clicks on Johnny Smith***

This is facebook pokemoning.

by akafimmy July 14, 2009

Pokemoning

Pokemoning (also spelled "Pokémoning") is the act of dating multiple partners (or having multiple friends) in order to collect all the desired traits that's very likely to not exist in one single individual. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."

Person 1: "Okay. I have my Sex Idiot, my Intellectual/Sophisticated Girl, my Tomboy FWB, and my Aging Squirtle. Who else am I missing?"
Person 2: "Pokemoning, I assume?"
Person 1: "Yeah. What do you think about a Crazy Tattooed Goth Chick?"
Person 2: "Gee, how many 'Pokemons' do you have?"
Person 1: "Oh, silly. The plural of Pokemon IS 'Pokemon.'"

by M.Powell October 18, 2012

Pokemoning

Pokemoning - the act of hunting for pokemon especially in pokemon go.
To avidly search out pokemon and hunt them.

Bro lets go pokemoning tomorrow

- Ok well go to NYC, theyre bound to have Pokemon

by BlackAlpaca1 July 11, 2016

Pokemoning

The act of playing Pokemon Go

Those people are pokemoning

by Cragler July 14, 2016

Pokémoning

Pokémoning (also spelled "Pokemoning" without an accented e) is the act of dating multiple partners in order to collectively obtain all the desired traits that likely can't exist in a single woman or man. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."

Woman 1: "Okay, there's my Sex Idiot, my Great Head of Hair, my Money Guy, my Dirty Hippie Hipster, my Guy To Piss Off My Parents/Black Guy, and then, there's my Old Fart."
Woman 2: "Hey, are you Pokémoning?"
Woman 1: "Yeah, but my Old Fart calls it 'Great-Escaping.' But I guess there's some advantages to having an aging Squirtle around. Like, he shows me how old people used to dance, for instance."
Woman 2: "Cool!"

by M.Powell. October 18, 2012