Pokemoning

Pokemoning (also spelled "Pokémoning") is the act of dating multiple partners (or having multiple friends) in order to collect all the desired traits that's very likely to not exist in one single individual. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."

Person 1: "Okay. I have my Sex Idiot, my Intellectual/Sophisticated Girl, my Tomboy FWB, and my Aging Squirtle. Who else am I missing?"
Person 2: "Pokemoning, I assume?"
Person 1: "Yeah. What do you think about a Crazy Tattooed Goth Chick?"
Person 2: "Gee, how many 'Pokemons' do you have?"
Person 1: "Oh, silly. The plural of Pokemon IS 'Pokemon.'"

by M.Powell October 19, 2012

Pokemoning

Pokemoning - the act of hunting for pokemon especially in pokemon go.
To avidly search out pokemon and hunt them.

Bro lets go pokemoning tomorrow

- Ok well go to NYC, theyre bound to have Pokemon

by BlackAlpaca1 July 12, 2016

Pokemoning

The act of playing Pokemon Go

Those people are pokemoning

by Cragler July 15, 2016

Pokemoning

To be playing Pokémon

So when I was Pokemoning the other day, I caught myself a brand new Pikachu!

by Mattachu May 28, 2010

Pokemoning

Pokemoning (to pokemon) is an uncommon gaming term used to describe the act of saving the game at the top of a crucial moment and using a quit and load routine until you have succeeded in what you were attempting to do. This term is a reference to the fact that this method is used by many pokemon players to capture legendary pokemon that they only get one chance on. However the term is used on any game where the "save scum" is possible.

"You're 2k player is in the dunk contest?!"

"Yeah, but honestly the scoring system is total garbage, I will probably be pokemoning it"

by foxymindlessness June 26, 2016

Pokemon

Something that you've pretended not to like since you turned 11, yet can't deny how sick it would be if they really existed.

I don't even need an example. You know damn strait what I'm talking about. Admit it; you want a Pokemon. So do I.

So do I.

by Matt Blanchard May 23, 2008

pokemon

The greatest video game/card game/tv show of all time

Pokemon Dialogue:

You wanna go to the gym!?

Nah bro I've already got all the badges

by definitionsbytom March 5, 2013