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Pokémoning 

Pokémoning (also spelled "Pokemoning" without an accented e) is the act of dating multiple partners in order to collectively obtain all the desired traits that likely can't exist in a single woman or man. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."
Woman 1: "Okay, there's my Sex Idiot, my Great Head of Hair, my Money Guy, my Dirty Hippie Hipster, my Guy To Piss Off My Parents/Black Guy, and then, there's my Old Fart."
Woman 2: "Hey, are you Pokémoning?"
Woman 1: "Yeah, but my Old Fart calls it 'Great-Escaping.' But I guess there's some advantages to having an aging Squirtle around. Like, he shows me how old people used to dance, for instance."
Woman 2: "Cool!"
Pokémoning by M.Powell. October 18, 2012
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Pokemoning 

Pokemoning (also spelled "Pokémoning") is the act of dating multiple partners (or having multiple friends) in order to collect all the desired traits that's very likely to not exist in one single individual. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."
Person 1: "Okay. I have my Sex Idiot, my Intellectual/Sophisticated Girl, my Tomboy FWB, and my Aging Squirtle. Who else am I missing?"
Person 2: "Pokemoning, I assume?"
Person 1: "Yeah. What do you think about a Crazy Tattooed Goth Chick?"
Person 2: "Gee, how many 'Pokemons' do you have?"
Person 1: "Oh, silly. The plural of Pokemon IS 'Pokemon.'"
Pokemoning by M.Powell October 18, 2012

Pokemoning 

Pokemoning - the act of hunting for pokemon especially in pokemon go.
To avidly search out pokemon and hunt them.
Bro lets go pokemoning tomorrow

- Ok well go to NYC, theyre bound to have Pokemon
Pokemoning by BlackAlpaca1 July 11, 2016

Pokemoning 

Those people are pokemoning
Pokemoning by Cragler July 14, 2016

Pokemoning 

So when I was Pokemoning the other day, I caught myself a brand new Pikachu!
Pokemoning by Mattachu May 28, 2010

Pokemoning 

Pokemoning (to pokemon) is an uncommon gaming term used to describe the act of saving the game at the top of a crucial moment and using a quit and load routine until you have succeeded in what you were attempting to do. This term is a reference to the fact that this method is used by many pokemon players to capture legendary pokemon that they only get one chance on. However the term is used on any game where the "save scum" is possible.
"You're 2k player is in the dunk contest?!"

"Yeah, but honestly the scoring system is total garbage, I will probably be pokemoning it"
Pokemoning by foxymindlessness June 26, 2016

Facebook Pokemoning 

Spending time on facebook adding people to friend list just to collect some, and not particularly cause you know them.
Computer : Suggestion : Johnny Smith - add as friend

Facebookpokemaniac : Gotta catchem'all !!! ***clicks on Johnny Smith***

This is facebook pokemoning.
Facebook Pokemoning by akafimmy July 14, 2009
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