Pointerati 

He who counts every base when keeping of score of women he's had

My Pointerati score is 2.75

Pointerati by Anabsis123 October 2, 2013

Politerati 

The priveleged "insider" group of politicians and others who know the voodoo ins and outs of navigating in the political world.

George Bush and his powerful group of politerati spinmasters ruled the white house for 8 years, doing what they wished.

Politerati by youboob December 10, 2009

poonetration 

Derived from both a noun and a verb; poon and penetration. This explains when a male penetrates the vaginal front of a woman and begins sexual intercourse that penetrates rough. It cannot be used in an amateur setting due as a certain level of sexual experience is required to qualify for poonetration. The sexual activity can also be used with foreplay if the situation can apply.

"I'm about to start the long and winding road of poonetration on your sister tomorrow."

"I'm getting ready for the poonetration to begin!"

poonetration by Josh FTW! April 13, 2008

ponderation 

Noun

1. To be deep in thought, pondering something profound. 2. So deep in thought, one becomes briefly numb to the world.

He couldn't hear her words; he was in a deep state of ponderation.

ponderation by Skeeter0304 June 21, 2006

Painterbation 

The act of dipping your penis into paint and slapping it against a blank canvas, thus creating an art piece.

C: Hey, have you seen Q's abstract art work
E: Yeah, I think its called painterbation

Painterbation by Scootch, Slooter and Q December 31, 2010

Painterbation 

An abstract painting made with repeated brush strokes, drips, pours, and/or splatters, resulting in a self-indulgent, overworked mess.

That Jackson Pollock was a real master of painterbation.

Painterbation by aliencockdock December 5, 2022

porntertainment 

Watch X-rated material without the intent of masturbation.

Ever since the accident its all porntertainment to me.

porntertainment by The Velvet Duke of Eloquence January 20, 2009