Cock Burp

When a fart comes out through your dick hole.

What's that sound? Is that a gremlin playing a kazoo? No, that was a cock burp.

by aliencockdock October 26, 2011

Painterbation

An abstract painting made with repeated brush strokes, drips, pours, and/or splatters, resulting in a self-indulgent, overworked mess.

That Jackson Pollock was a real master of painterbation.

by aliencockdock December 05, 2022

Crapstraction

Postmodernist artwork imitating the good old days of abstract expressionism. Designer friendly artwork offering no insight into anything at all, employing a similar vocabulary of smudges, stains, spray paint, flecks, spills, splotches, and almost-monochromatic fields.

That generic AbEx wannabe painting is a total work of crapstraction.

by aliencockdock December 05, 2022