Definitions by aliencockdock

Crapstraction

Postmodernist artwork imitating the good old days of abstract expressionism. Designer friendly artwork offering no insight into anything at all, employing a similar vocabulary of smudges, stains, spray paint, flecks, spills, splotches, and almost-monochromatic fields.

That generic AbEx wannabe painting is a total work of crapstraction.

Crapstraction by aliencockdock December 5, 2022

Painterbation 

An abstract painting made with repeated brush strokes, drips, pours, and/or splatters, resulting in a self-indulgent, overworked mess.

That Jackson Pollock was a real master of painterbation.

Painterbation by aliencockdock December 5, 2022

Cock Burp 

When a fart comes out through your dick hole.

What's that sound? Is that a gremlin playing a kazoo? No, that was a cock burp.

Cock Burp by aliencockdock October 26, 2011