Pogswaggle

extremely hot person that, given the chance, you would bend over a desk and show them the time of their lives

Sarah J. Nor-mal-man is a DEFINITE pogswaggle; manohman the things I would do to her.

by smvsbroham March 25, 2011

pornswaggled

At the exact moment of orgasm the porn movie being watched suddenly cuts to a shot of something (or someone) unattractive.

I was blowing my load when the camera cut to a really long shot of some hairy guy. I got pornswaggled!

by oooeeeo April 21, 2006

poonswaggle

To get swindled out of getting some poon. Like getting cock blocked.

That guy is such a poonswaggler.
dude, I just got poonswaggled.

by Alla Rackball October 3, 2008

Pornswaggle

To trick someone into performing a sexual act that they would not normally perform.

I pornswaggled my girlfriend into giving me a blumpkin.

by Dirty Shamrock April 11, 2011

poonswaggle

When there is so much swag around the poon, the woman is forced to waddle.

Wow that girl has a mad poonswaggle, I wonder if Harv will still want her.

by already busted yo' cherry April 9, 2007

pornswaggler

a person whom, after a one night stand, takes money from the purse, wallet, or dresser without asking.

that bitch was a pornswaggler; I woke up and my rent money was gone from my sock drawer!

by winfred march March 8, 2004

poonwaggle

The idea that your friend likes poon with a slight waggle in it but only if it is black or interracial

Damn, I need that poonwaggle

by Luckyticklemedick September 21, 2020