poonwaggle

The idea that your friend likes poon with a slight waggle in it but only if it is black or interracial

Damn, I need that poonwaggle

by Luckyticklemedick September 21, 2020

poondagger

Noun. An insult used to refer to someone who tries too hard in order to compensate for something lacking (i.e. trying to be cool; i.e. Carson Daly). It is often associated with a decreased mental capacity. One of the most vicious insults that can be bestowed upon a fellow human being.

Carson Daly, Tom Cruise, and Colin Farrell are some of the biggest poondaggers in Hollywood.

by Ernie768 July 24, 2006

pornswaggled

At the exact moment of orgasm the porn movie being watched suddenly cuts to a shot of something (or someone) unattractive.

I was blowing my load when the camera cut to a really long shot of some hairy guy. I got pornswaggled!

by oooeeeo April 21, 2006

Poonjiggle

One who's stomach hangs over their waistline.

The obese man's friend called him a poonjiggle.

by Behemoth22 September 24, 2011

Poondoggle

A complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans vagina.

Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!

by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010

poontangle

A difficult situation involving more than one lady.

Yeah, Larry's done gone and got himself inna poontangle. Now his shit 's all over on the lawn.

by Samuel Clam Hands July 9, 2009

poonswaggle

To get swindled out of getting some poon. Like getting cock blocked.

That guy is such a poonswaggler.
dude, I just got poonswaggled.

by Alla Rackball October 3, 2008