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Pollmaxxing 

Making a ton of polls for small audiences that last for a long time so after the polls ended you randomly get the result even tho everyone already forgot about it.
We should be pollmaxxing that question.
Pollmaxxing by Jopianos January 7, 2025

poopmaxxing

Usually involving multiple people, it involves eating much food, and defecating it. They then compare poops. If a better poop is wanted, laxatives are used in order to restart or redo this shit. Basically making attempts at getting a better, bigger, or just different shit types. Generally in a competitive manner, but it could be done in experimenting what different poops your body can make.
"Dude I produced such a bigger one, you cant make nothing!"
"The poopmaxxing session isn't over yet!"
poopmaxxing by TheManFucker2269 December 30, 2023

poopmaxxing

Poopmaxxing is the act of pooping as much as humanly possible in one day. Only true chads indulge in poopmaxxing.
"Man i just got done with my poopmaxxing routine it felt too good"

Polygamaxxing 

Taken from the word 'polygamy', polygamaxxing is exactly what it sounds like. You marry as many people as humanly possible, the term following the "maxxing" suffix used in multiple pieces of slang. It is used as a sort of brag, claiming that you are better than your opponent because you polygamax, or you say that your opponent is just envious because you polygamax. However, it is almost always used in an ironic tone; nobody will ever brag about how they polygamax seriously, nor will they ask you to join their 'polygamaxxing journey'. This word has its strongest use in the state of Utah, due to the LDS (Latter-day Saints) Church favoring polygamy in its earlier days, keeping the state known for the stereotypes of the religion. Some families still keep up the tradition of polygamy, but this is very rare due to the taboo nature of polygamy, it being the reason the LDS Church was driven to Utah.

You may learn more about the origins of Utah, the LDS Church, and polygamy in the following sites:

PBS, American Experience, Mormons

I Love History Utah (gov), Mormons Enter the Salt Lake Valley

Britannica, Utah Statehood

Newsroom, Church of Jesus Christ, Latter-day Saints & Polygamy

Sadly, the links didn't work, meaning that you will have to search for the topic on these sites yourselves with the keywords and websites I've given you.
Can you tell this article was written by someone who lives in Utah?
"I just hit a new polygamaxxing streak!"
"You're just mad you don't live in Utah and can't polygamax."
"Hey, wanna help me polygamax?"
"Do you support polygamaxxing?"
"Pffftt! You don't even polygamax!"
Polygamaxxing by Annie_was_taken January 19, 2025

Poonmaxxing

Doing stuff that gets you the maximum amount of poon or pum-pum
My homie did some poonmaxxing yesterday and got to hit
Poonmaxxing by Poonmaxxer 6000 April 23, 2026

Poesmaxxing

When somebody is being a straight up POES that theyre genuinely trying to reach the ultimate poes form. similar to lookmaxxing, poesmaxxing is always someone doing too much. “Poes” is the afrikaans word for “annoying” or someone u dont wanna be around.
Whoa that girl is such a poes”
“Yeah bro shes lowkey poesmaxxing”
Poesmaxxing by Hannahhabibi May 22, 2026