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Polymaxxing

To be part of a poly including 17 people or more
"My friend Dynasty is part of an 18-person poly and looking for more partners. I'm beginning to think they're polymaxxing"
Polymaxxing by Blueberry Rat March 30, 2026
Words you can keep

Pollmaxxing 

Making a ton of polls for small audiences that last for a long time so after the polls ended you randomly get the result even tho everyone already forgot about it.
We should be pollmaxxing that question.
Pollmaxxing by Jopianos January 7, 2025

poopmaxxing

Usually involving multiple people, it involves eating much food, and defecating it. They then compare poops. If a better poop is wanted, laxatives are used in order to restart or redo this shit. Basically making attempts at getting a better, bigger, or just different shit types. Generally in a competitive manner, but it could be done in experimenting what different poops your body can make.
"Dude I produced such a bigger one, you cant make nothing!"
"The poopmaxxing session isn't over yet!"
poopmaxxing by TheManFucker2269 December 30, 2023

poopmaxxing

Poopmaxxing is the act of pooping as much as humanly possible in one day. Only true chads indulge in poopmaxxing.
"Man i just got done with my poopmaxxing routine it felt too good"

Polygamaxxing 

Taken from the word 'polygamy', polygamaxxing is exactly what it sounds like. You marry as many people as humanly possible, the term following the "maxxing" suffix used in multiple pieces of slang. It is used as a sort of brag, claiming that you are better than your opponent because you polygamax, or you say that your opponent is just envious because you polygamax. However, it is almost always used in an ironic tone; nobody will ever brag about how they polygamax seriously, nor will they ask you to join their 'polygamaxxing journey'. This word has its strongest use in the state of Utah, due to the LDS (Latter-day Saints) Church favoring polygamy in its earlier days, keeping the state known for the stereotypes of the religion. Some families still keep up the tradition of polygamy, but this is very rare due to the taboo nature of polygamy, it being the reason the LDS Church was driven to Utah.

You may learn more about the origins of Utah, the LDS Church, and polygamy in the following sites:

PBS, American Experience, Mormons

I Love History Utah (gov), Mormons Enter the Salt Lake Valley

Britannica, Utah Statehood

Newsroom, Church of Jesus Christ, Latter-day Saints & Polygamy

Sadly, the links didn't work, meaning that you will have to search for the topic on these sites yourselves with the keywords and websites I've given you.
Can you tell this article was written by someone who lives in Utah?
"I just hit a new polygamaxxing streak!"
"You're just mad you don't live in Utah and can't polygamax."
"Hey, wanna help me polygamax?"
"Do you support polygamaxxing?"
"Pffftt! You don't even polygamax!"
Polygamaxxing by Annie_was_taken January 19, 2025

Poonmaxxing

Doing stuff that gets you the maximum amount of poon or pum-pum
My homie did some poonmaxxing yesterday and got to hit
Poonmaxxing by Poonmaxxer 6000 April 23, 2026

Poesmaxxing

When somebody is being a straight up POES that theyre genuinely trying to reach the ultimate poes form. similar to lookmaxxing, poesmaxxing is always someone doing too much. “Poes” is the afrikaans word for “annoying” or someone u dont wanna be around.
Whoa that girl is such a poes
“Yeah bro shes lowkey poesmaxxing”
Poesmaxxing by Hannahhabibi May 22, 2026
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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