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y-front cock pocket jock rockets 

A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.
That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!

pocket jockey

An annoying friend who never leaves your side when you have a bag of drugs and is always trying to get a hit of your drugs anytime you do some. These are the type of friends who bump into you at a party and then completely change their plans to roll with you once they find out you have the good shit. Once the drugs are gone these friends will dismount and look for the next powder pony to ride. Unless of course, they can convince you to buy more first.
Man, quit being such a pocket jockey and get your own shit.

That kid Jason is a freeloading Pocket Jockey , I'm not trying to kick it with him.

pocketcock 

a hard object in your pocket (a cell phone, ipod etc.) that shows the outline in your pocket.
wow, that guy definitley has a pocketcock (looking at the guys pocket)
pocketcock by bdubbs10 August 6, 2010

Pocketsock 

Dude you have such a pocketsock
Pocketsock by Duke814gamer May 7, 2018

pocketrocket 

Big so long that men have in their pocketrocket
You have a nice pocketrocket my dude
pocketrocket by Cataratic March 1, 2024

pocketrocket 

Someone who has a small penis that, despite its size, is extremely freaky when used. This diminutive dynamo might be compact, but it's packed with an impressive amount of enthusiasm and energy. Often underestimated, the pocket rocket proves that great things can come in small packages.( could also be referenced as someone’s penis)
"his pocketrocket, sure knows how to drive the ladies wild with his infectious confidence and charm."