Poan 

Ejaculate. Cum. Jizz. Washington State variant.

"I got poan on her eye, dude"

Poan by Poaner December 16, 2008

Poans 

The phonetic spelling of the Internet slang "pwns"

"Whoa dude that guy poans in Call of Duty"

Poans by Contrist July 19, 2017

Poane 

A phonetic spelling of the word "pwn," commonly used online.

Guy 1: "I poane in Call of Duty"
Guy 2: "You mean pwn?"
Guy 1: "Same thing, it's a phonetic spelling"

Poane by Thompsoning June 26, 2016

poankacked 

Jesses retarded spelling. Or a word meening to poan kack someone, or to pwn and pancake someone. It also meens ugly and can be used as a racist comment to vinal players because there bad at football-OSW

Karim: Jesse you just poankacked that kid!- Jesse: I know he was some ugly kid from vinal

poankacked by Peaches1 October 20, 2010

poang 

An IKEA chair, a mean man, a bad dog, someone with a bad attitude, an adjective for anything annoying or mean.

That crabby, old man is such a poang.

poang by Oldcoupleproblems:/ May 24, 2017

poaner 

(n) The name given to the people who submit racist or homophobic entries at urbandictionary.com. It seems these creatures have nothing better to do sometimes than submit their friend's names in an akward entry that makes us all want to scream "Poaner!"

"This definition is definetly poaner; please help get rid of it."

poaner by The Mitchell January 4, 2005

Poane 

A West-Flemish way if saying you're high

A: jaa g kzin echt wel nog poane wi
B: ja kben wok nog redlijk skeef wi bro

Poane by Mr.Mojo.Risin' March 24, 2021