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a cool person. someone you enjoy being around. someone who is brown and brought up in hawaii. They surf mad waves then came to america, got a job, and learned how to shred the american mountians. a true soulja girl. just like ish

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poano by ISHtiaq PAGDAWALA October 22, 2008

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panorkel

A term coined in the late 2000's by John "The Plant" Plant, Panorkel generally refers to an erect horse penis.

Mother of god! Look at the size of that Panorkel!

panorkel by VIP-00 January 19, 2016

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Giorno's Piano

A piano piece that will play when your about to get fucked up

bad guy: "HA HA YOU CANT BEAT ME!"
Giorno: "I, Giorno Giovana have a dream!"
* Giorno's piano starts playing
Bad guy: *gets "muda muda muda muda" to death

Giorno's Piano by shgouadusgaiud November 7, 2019

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Panochamages

The result of having a hurt panocha and emotional damages. Typically derived from hate that could be linked to an imbalance of PH levels in the panoch. Yeast flare ups are also a common symptom

Person1: why does that guy sound so salty, is he drunk?
Person2: I heard he has a chronic case of Panochamages and his pussy been hurting

Panochamages by Da’Ron Burgundy May 10, 2022

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panoots

Flatulence through a prolapse.

Mike does not have very many friends because Mike Panoots.

panoots by Nigel Vlademierschky February 28, 2017

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Panoed

When an abusive male is bitch slapped by a woman.

I saw this guy pushing his girlfriend around at the bowling away when out of nowhere another woman panoed him and knocked him out!

Panoed by Depree April 10, 2021

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Panophobia

Fear of everything

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

Panophobia by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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