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poontrap
Nasty Sally caught Timmy with her poontrap. He sunk so deep they sent out a search party. Boys beware of the power the trap has.
poontrap by connie fisher July 4, 2004
Porntrait
Porntrait is a portrait of a mostly nude or nude women in provocative poses and costumes.
These porntraits are usually hung in a mechanics garage, or a mens locker room, or dorm rooms.
These porntraits are usually hung in a mechanics garage, or a mens locker room, or dorm rooms.
Example of a Porntrait is a woman in a bra and panties with a hard hat and a tool belt, thrusting her breasts forward and her back side curved out. Not at all ready to do carpentry work, but is ready to work with some "wood".
Porntrait by old knitter May 8, 2014
Pantransual
A word I made up with my friend. We have come up with it means your are Pansexual Transexual and unusual. I dont mean offence to anybody with the definition its just a funny random word I made up and thats the only defenition we could come up with.
Pantransual by Pearlized June 27, 2023
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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