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Plotanium 

n. A material invented purely to further the plot of a story, without any regard given to its scientific feasibility.
Jonathan: So how did they turn the planet Vulcan into a black hole?

Richard: Oh, they used red matter, of course. Don't worry about how it works, it's 100% pure plotanium.
Plotanium by therichardstill May 8, 2009

Plutonium 

A naturally radioactive, silvery, metallic transuranic element, occurring in uranium ores and produced artificially by neutron bombardment of uranium. Its longest-lived isotope is Pu 244 with a half-life of 76 million years.
I just ate a few pounds of plutonium.
Plutonium by Eyeballflyball July 15, 2003

Plutonium Blast Rifle 

Slang for any type of bong with a very large capacity for smoke.
Captain: load the plutonium blast rifle!
Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!

plutonium 

I thought I was gold.

Then I found out I was plutonium:(
plutonium by Dick Tonium July 27, 2014
1. Seemingly high-end construction, later determined to be of dubious quality.
2. An acknowledgement of one's own less-than-stellar construction abilities.
1. A: Hey, your bookcase collapsed. B: Yeah, it's made of weapons-grade plytanium.

2. A: I sure hope my sad-ass plytanium scaffold doesn't collapse before this garage gets painted.
plytanium by Jeff Pillasch March 17, 2008

plurtonium 

The fuel provided by freeze drying hippies, and burning them as fuel. Recent studies have confirmed that this method of producing fuel is equivalent to burning coal in regards to emissions, however it will reduce America's dependency on fossil fuels.

With this goal in mind, the hippies have lined up in an effort to make the world a better place.
The President declared that plurtonium is a vital key to America's future energy plans, and outlined tax benefits for companies making the switch to the new fuel.
plurtonium by Willie Foster December 21, 2007
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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