Jigglypuff

"Balloon" Pokemon. When its huge eyes light up, it sings a mysteriously soothing melody that lulls its enemies to sleep. Uses its alluring eyes to enrapture its foe. It then sings a pleasing melody that lulls the foe to sleep. It mesmerizes with its large, round eyes and sings a soothing melody. Pokemon hearing this song fall asleep.
If it inflates to SING a lullaby, it can perform longer and cause sure drowsiness in its audience. Looking into its cute, round eyes causes it to sing a relaxing melody, inducing its enemies to sleep. It rolls its cute eyes as it sings a soothing lullaby. Its gentle song puts anyone who hears it to sleep.

Jigglypuff! I choose you!1

by Eyeballflyball July 15, 2003

Snorlax

Very lazy. Just eats and sleeps. As its rotund bulk builds, it becomes steadily more slothful.

I captured Snorlax after waking him with ma Pokeflute.

by Eyeballflyball July 07, 2003

Tape

An adhesive band used for affixing one thing to another.

I duct taped his arm back on to his body.

by Eyeballflyball July 21, 2003

SADD

Students Against Destructive Decisions. Like what? Smoking? WTF? These people want me to not smoke? To take away my freedom as an American to decide what to do with my life? WTF?

Silly SADD.

by Eyeballflyball August 07, 2003

definition

The meaning of a word, you silly mofos.

I defined "definition." I gave the meaning of the word "definition."

by Eyeballflyball July 14, 2003

Baghdaddies

Inhabitants of Baghdad.

Damn those Baghdaddies.

by Eyeballflyball August 06, 2003

MBorel

Pimp mastah extraordinaire. Can often be found ranting about Toonami or Fruit Roll-ups and such.

Hooray MBorel!

by Eyeballflyball July 07, 2003