Eyeballflyball's definitions

SADD

Students Against Destructive Decisions. Like what? Smoking? WTF? These people want me to not smoke? To take away my freedom as an American to decide what to do with my life? WTF?

Silly SADD.

by Eyeballflyball August 7, 2003

Snorlax

Very lazy. Just eats and sleeps. As its rotund bulk builds, it becomes steadily more slothful.

I captured Snorlax after waking him with ma Pokeflute.

by Eyeballflyball July 7, 2003

Materia

Magically infused orb used in Final Fantasy VII's gameplay. Categorized into five different types: magic, support, command, independent, and summon. Must be equipped on weapon or armor, and the number of slots on the weapon or armor determines how many materia a character can equip.

I enjoy teh materia.

by Eyeballflyball July 21, 2003

Jigglypuff

"Balloon" Pokemon. When its huge eyes light up, it sings a mysteriously soothing melody that lulls its enemies to sleep. Uses its alluring eyes to enrapture its foe. It then sings a pleasing melody that lulls the foe to sleep. It mesmerizes with its large, round eyes and sings a soothing melody. Pokemon hearing this song fall asleep.
If it inflates to SING a lullaby, it can perform longer and cause sure drowsiness in its audience. Looking into its cute, round eyes causes it to sing a relaxing melody, inducing its enemies to sleep. It rolls its cute eyes as it sings a soothing lullaby. Its gentle song puts anyone who hears it to sleep.

Jigglypuff! I choose you!1

by Eyeballflyball July 15, 2003

Cheerioaste

A popular breakfast cereal featuring bite-sized wheat rings and two hands forever gripping the edges of the bowl, tearing it wider for all eternity.

Yeah, I've tried Cheerioatse. They taste like ass.

by Eyeballflyball August 8, 2003

Careful

With caution.

I was careful when I punched the bear.

by Eyeballflyball July 13, 2003

Plutonium

A naturally radioactive, silvery, metallic transuranic element, occurring in uranium ores and produced artificially by neutron bombardment of uranium. Its longest-lived isotope is Pu 244 with a half-life of 76 million years.

I just ate a few pounds of plutonium.

by Eyeballflyball July 15, 2003