Definitions by Eyeballflyball

Teddiursa 

"Littlebear" Pokemon. If it finds honey, its crescent mark glows. It always licks its paws because they are soaked with honey. Before food becomes scarce in wintertime, its habit is to hoard food in many hidden locations. It always licks honey. Its palm tastes sweet because of all the honey it has absorbed.

My Teddiursa is sweet!!1 He looks like a Teddy Bear.

Teddiursa by Eyeballflyball June 19, 2006

Fruit Roll-Ups 

MBorel's food of choice. A fruity sheet that comes in a multitude of flavors and has various drawings embedded into the sheet.

MBorel rants about a number of things including Fruit Roll-Ups, Toonami, and the current state of anime.

Fruit Roll-Ups by Eyeballflyball September 13, 2003

Take a dump on the floor 

An good way to start an interesting conversation.

I shat on the floor so as to get my guests engaged in a conversation.

Take a dump on the floor by Eyeballflyball September 3, 2003

manWhoreCraft III 

What one calls WarCraft III before discovering its awesomeness.

Hey, why don't you guys go play your manWhoreCraft III whilst I jerk off in your bathroom.

manWhoreCraft III by Eyeballflyball August 15, 2003

Cheerioaste 

A popular breakfast cereal featuring bite-sized wheat rings and two hands forever gripping the edges of the bowl, tearing it wider for all eternity.

Yeah, I've tried Cheerioatse. They taste like ass.

Cheerioaste by Eyeballflyball August 8, 2003

fagoragorot

See fagrot.

Hey, dude, why do you say "fagoragorot?" That's fucking dumb.

fagoragorot by Eyeballflyball August 7, 2003

SADD 

Students Against Destructive Decisions. Like what? Smoking? WTF? These people want me to not smoke? To take away my freedom as an American to decide what to do with my life? WTF?

Silly SADD.

SADD by Eyeballflyball August 7, 2003