plytanium

1. Seemingly high-end construction, later determined to be of dubious quality.
2. An acknowledgement of one's own less-than-stellar construction abilities.

1. A: Hey, your bookcase collapsed. B: Yeah, it's made of weapons-grade plytanium.

2. A: I sure hope my sad-ass plytanium scaffold doesn't collapse before this garage gets painted.

plytanium by Jeff Pillasch March 17, 2008

Pentanium 

A derivative of the 'Pentium' processor used by non-tech saavy consumers when looking for this type of processor.

"Excuse me, do you have any Pentanium processors? You see my hard drive in my modem caught on fire and I need to replace my Pentanium."

Pentanium by Kevlar D November 10, 2007

Plotanium 

n. A material invented purely to further the plot of a story, without any regard given to its scientific feasibility.

Jonathan: So how did they turn the planet Vulcan into a black hole?

Richard: Oh, they used red matter, of course. Don't worry about how it works, it's 100% pure plotanium.

Plotanium by therichardstill May 8, 2009

Plutonium 

A naturally radioactive, silvery, metallic transuranic element, occurring in uranium ores and produced artificially by neutron bombardment of uranium. Its longest-lived isotope is Pu 244 with a half-life of 76 million years.

I just ate a few pounds of plutonium.

Plutonium by Eyeballflyball July 15, 2003

Plutonium Blast Rifle 

Slang for any type of bong with a very large capacity for smoke.

Captain: load the plutonium blast rifle!
Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!

Plutonium Blast Rifle by Neb sicnarf January 16, 2008

plutonium 

The antithesis of Gold.

I thought I was gold.

Then I found out I was plutonium:(

plutonium by Dick Tonium July 27, 2014

plutonium 

Super radioactive metal that turns green in the dark. Used in the Fat Man bomb, only 10kg is needed to reach critical mass (self-sustaining reaction.) If exposed to humid conditions, it can spontaneously combust.

Torch: You have a package...Plutonium!?
Slash: Yep, I was bored.
Torch: Wha...omfg...
Slash: It says the guy who discovered it kept it in a matchbox inside his desk. Weird.

plutonium by The Mr Needles Experience October 4, 2006