1. Seemingly high-end construction, later determined to be of dubious quality.
2. An acknowledgement of one's own less-than-stellar construction abilities.
2. An acknowledgement of one's own less-than-stellar construction abilities.
1. A: Hey, your bookcase collapsed. B: Yeah, it's made of weapons-grade plytanium.
2. A: I sure hope my sad-ass plytanium scaffold doesn't collapse before this garage gets painted.
2. A: I sure hope my sad-ass plytanium scaffold doesn't collapse before this garage gets painted.
by Jeff Pillasch March 17, 2008
Get the plytanium mug.A derivative of the 'Pentium' processor used by non-tech saavy consumers when looking for this type of processor.
"Excuse me, do you have any Pentanium processors? You see my hard drive in my modem caught on fire and I need to replace my Pentanium."
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n. A material invented purely to further the plot of a story, without any regard given to its scientific feasibility.
Jonathan: So how did they turn the planet Vulcan into a black hole?
Richard: Oh, they used red matter, of course. Don't worry about how it works, it's 100% pure plotanium.
Richard: Oh, they used red matter, of course. Don't worry about how it works, it's 100% pure plotanium.
by therichardstill May 8, 2009
Get the Plotanium mug.A naturally radioactive, silvery, metallic transuranic element, occurring in uranium ores and produced artificially by neutron bombardment of uranium. Its longest-lived isotope is Pu 244 with a half-life of 76 million years.
by Eyeballflyball July 15, 2003
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Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!
Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!
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Get the plutonium mug.Super radioactive metal that turns green in the dark. Used in the Fat Man bomb, only 10kg is needed to reach critical mass (self-sustaining reaction.) If exposed to humid conditions, it can spontaneously combust.
Torch: You have a package...Plutonium!?
Slash: Yep, I was bored.
Torch: Wha...omfg...
Slash: It says the guy who discovered it kept it in a matchbox inside his desk. Weird.
Slash: Yep, I was bored.
Torch: Wha...omfg...
Slash: It says the guy who discovered it kept it in a matchbox inside his desk. Weird.
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