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Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin
The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.
Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!
Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!
Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!
Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin by suavedeboner July 4, 2012
Related Words
Plumpikis • Plumpkin • Plumpekino • plumpekin • plumpis • plumpious • plumpiss • Plumpius • plumpkin-in it • Plumpkin Patch Kid
plumpies
plumpies by howard alan treesong May 16, 2003
plumpkin roulette
After sneaking into the ladies toilet, Adrian lay in wait with his soup and a sandwich for an afternoonn of plumpkin roulette
plumpkin roulette by Spontaneous Inflection March 30, 2017
Fatty Plumpkin
The women was not shy about her fatty plumpkin: she wore a pink thong viewable to everyone behind her.
Fatty Plumpkin by Cornelius the Bad-Ass Pigeon June 11, 2008
Super Plumpkin
A Super Plumpkin is a variation on the regular Plumpkin, albeit, while the man is receiving a blow job and pooping, he is also eating a sandwich.
Sheila made me a sandwich, then offered to blow me while i took a poop, altogether, it was the best Super Plumpkin ever concocted
Super Plumpkin by isaac_rath_124 November 2, 2009
plumpkin
plumpkin by Dil SHmead January 7, 2004
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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