plumpis 

A chronic, mildly infectious disease caused by meeting 15-year-old girls named Plum, mostly commonly affecting the hands and fingers of various computer nerds which may lead to massive typing errors (typo) and major LULZ.

plum: HAY I'M PLUM
nerd: HAY
plum: DO YOU LIKE PIE?
nerd: I DO LIKE PIS
plum: ...
nerd: OH SHI-
nerd: I MEAN PIE
plum: ...
plum: ...DO YOU HAVE PLUMPIS?

plumpis by plumchan June 30, 2008

pumpism

Pumpism is when you are addicted to lil pump

Gary has a case of pumpism

pumpism by Strawberry03 March 6, 2018

pumpism

When it is there first time listing to lil pump and swear up and down there from the hood

Yo I this little kid swear he from the hood that little kid must have pumpism

pumpism by Mr litterbug March 7, 2018

el plumpino 

When you do a girl up the ass and shove all but your balls in.

"Hey, I gave Laura an El Plumpino last night and my dick was covered in shit!"

el plumpino by hohohohohohohohoha October 8, 2008

go plumping 

(v) when one or more men go out to a club, a bar, or the local McDonalds strictly to hit on and/or hook up with fat chicks or plumpers. Plumping usually requires a wingman in order to deal with the skinny, attractive girls, but not always.

"Hey dude, me and Joe are gonna go plumping tonight, wanna come?"

"Sure, I love to go plumping, do I have to be the wingman again? I hope not."

go plumping by The_Milk January 5, 2009

plumpuss 

A plump or fat vagina

Damn that bitch breanna had a big plumpuss

plumpuss by kkkwhitekkkillerkkk June 10, 2015

Pumpism

listening to too much lil pump, causing a rare mental condition slowly making you think your a gangster

Jerry has pumpism, he now dresses like a damn soundcloud rapper.

Pumpism by TidBitTom May 16, 2018