plumpis

A chronic, mildly infectious disease caused by meeting 15-year-old girls named Plum, mostly commonly affecting the hands and fingers of various computer nerds which may lead to massive typing errors (typo) and major LULZ.

plum: HAY I'M PLUM
nerd: HAY
plum: DO YOU LIKE PIE?
nerd: I DO LIKE PIS
plum: ...
nerd: OH SHI-
nerd: I MEAN PIE
plum: ...
plum: ...DO YOU HAVE PLUMPIS?

by plumchan June 30, 2008

pumpism

Pumpism is when you are addicted to lil pump

Gary has a case of pumpism

by Strawberry03 March 6, 2018

pumpism

When it is there first time listing to lil pump and swear up and down there from the hood

Yo I this little kid swear he from the hood that little kid must have pumpism

by Mr litterbug March 7, 2018

el plumpino

When you do a girl up the ass and shove all but your balls in.

"Hey, I gave Laura an El Plumpino last night and my dick was covered in shit!"

by hohohohohohohohoha October 8, 2008

go plumping

(v) when one or more men go out to a club, a bar, or the local McDonalds strictly to hit on and/or hook up with fat chicks or plumpers. Plumping usually requires a wingman in order to deal with the skinny, attractive girls, but not always.

"Hey dude, me and Joe are gonna go plumping tonight, wanna come?"

"Sure, I love to go plumping, do I have to be the wingman again? I hope not."

by The_Milk January 5, 2009

plumpuss

A plump or fat vagina

Damn that bitch breanna had a big plumpuss

by kkkwhitekkkillerkkk June 10, 2015

Pumpism

listening to too much lil pump, causing a rare mental condition slowly making you think your a gangster

Jerry has pumpism, he now dresses like a damn soundcloud rapper.

by TidBitTom May 16, 2018