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You: *Boredom* types "plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm" (means you're bored and probably at work or school, feels like life is miserable)

Tri Poloski 

Literally the greatest song to ever exist
Origin: Russia
"Thats a pretty good song"
"Nah mate that's nothing compared to Tri Poloski"
Poloski is Russian for the word stripes, It is also a hardbass song "Tri Poloski" which means three stripes in Russian
It is pronounced: Pole-Oz-Key
Russian: ты слышал эту песню три Полоски
English: did you hear that son Tri Poloski
Poloski by ¶•Senpai ¶•™ March 24, 2020

Hot Plotkin 

When one young gentleman lands a hot steamy fudge dragon directly on the back of the neck of another willing individual.
In the locker room after football practice "Brendan" gave "Zach" a steamy hot plotkin.

After eating Thai food "Kyle" recieved a fiery hot plotkin from "Luke".
Hot Plotkin by naesmit August 22, 2012
Plaski is just a way of saying what’s up to a group of friends or just someone

Plaski: To everyone
Plaskina: To a girl
Plaskino: To a Guy
Aye, Plaski!”
What’s up plaskina?”
“Yo, sup Plaskino”
Plaski by ImWill September 1, 2020

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I AM SO BOREDDDDDDDDDD. I am just going to pass the time by typing in ALL THE COMBINATIONS USED BY THE LETTER S AND NUMBERS. Well, why not try plokijuhygtfrdeswaqmnbvcxz