Ploptions
When faced with only undesireable choices or options, these choices or options are called ploptions.
Ploptions by Cocoperere January 3, 2010
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plopatious
plopatious by Plopatious December 28, 2016
Potions Merchant
Potions Merchant by Zol Wizard August 9, 2010
Playtionship
Tony: I have a date set up this Saturday with this girl Daisy!
Chris: Daisy? Is her number ***-****??
Tony: Yeah..... Wtf.
Chris: Yeah we were talking last night at 11pm
Tony: I was too.... Damnit boss, I'm not into playtionships.
Chris: Daisy? Is her number ***-****??
Tony: Yeah..... Wtf.
Chris: Yeah we were talking last night at 11pm
Tony: I was too.... Damnit boss, I'm not into playtionships.
Playtionship by maxpawn May 21, 2010
Bristol portions
"What size slice of cake would you like vicar?
Small, medium or Bristol portions"
"Blimey, did you see how much cake Rose had at the office party?"
"yeah, I know, talk about Bristol portions"
Small, medium or Bristol portions"
"Blimey, did you see how much cake Rose had at the office party?"
"yeah, I know, talk about Bristol portions"
Bristol portions by Random Hero November 7, 2019
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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