Ploptions

When faced with only undesireable choices or options, these choices or options are called ploptions.

So, your ploptions are: certain death or certain death.

Ploptions by Cocoperere January 3, 2010

Ploptions

When presented with multiple or many plans it becomes plot options, or better known as ploptions.

Hey Jenny! Major ploptions today! Whatcha wanna do?

Ploptions by theobs October 1, 2019

Ploptions

When all your choices are terrible but still need one of them

Well me my house burnt down at least I can sleep in the shed or buy a scratch card so have some ploptions

Ploptions by Markoose February 25, 2023

plopatious 

Beautiful, sassy, looking like a boss ass bitch ready to take on the day.

Wow Amanda I love those new jeans your wearing, you look very plopatious in them.

plopatious by Plopatious December 28, 2016

Potions Merchant 

Potions merchant: A drug dealer

Beware the potions merchant for he is a wiley one

Potions Merchant by Zol Wizard August 9, 2010

Playtionship 

A non-exclusive relationship; One in which multiple dating occurs.

Tony: I have a date set up this Saturday with this girl Daisy!

Chris: Daisy? Is her number ***-****??

Tony: Yeah..... Wtf.

Chris: Yeah we were talking last night at 11pm

Tony: I was too.... Damnit boss, I'm not into playtionships.

Playtionship by maxpawn May 21, 2010

Bristol portions 

A large slice of cake, pudding or sweet food.

"What size slice of cake would you like vicar?
Small, medium or Bristol portions"

"Blimey, did you see how much cake Rose had at the office party?"
"yeah, I know, talk about Bristol portions"

Bristol portions by Random Hero November 7, 2019