ploptioks 

Options that cause distress and panic. Heavily associated with decisions that cause a mid life crisis at age twenty, mental/nervous break downs, and such panicked texting you misspell the word “options”.

These are my only ploptioks. Please help!

I have too many ploptioks and not enough time!

ploptioks by Itsyagurrl May 26, 2018

plopatious 

Beautiful, sassy, looking like a boss ass bitch ready to take on the day.

Wow Amanda I love those new jeans your wearing, you look very plopatious in them.

plopatious by Plopatious December 28, 2016

Ploptions

When faced with only undesireable choices or options, these choices or options are called ploptions.

So, your ploptions are: certain death or certain death.

Ploptions by Cocoperere January 3, 2010

Pooptions 

Options that ain't worth poop.

"Man, xyz company issued me these options as part of my comp, and the company's share price just fell in the toilet, then they fired me, took my pooptions, and all I got was this t-shirt..."

Pooptions by Camjohn1 October 16, 2008

Ploptions

When presented with multiple or many plans it becomes plot options, or better known as ploptions.

Hey Jenny! Major ploptions today! Whatcha wanna do?

Ploptions by theobs October 1, 2019

Ploptions

When all your choices are terrible but still need one of them

Well me my house burnt down at least I can sleep in the shed or buy a scratch card so have some ploptions

Ploptions by Markoose February 25, 2023

Ploptoshantzolorionarionism 

The end of the world as we know it.

I'm always afraid of the ever looming threat of the Ploptoshantzolorionarionism

Ploptoshantzolorionarionism by ggt721 September 10, 2021