He looted all night long, but when he came to his senses in the morning he began to feel bad, so instead of returning the loot he started plooting the river instead by throwing it all in.
by Terrafirmick December 21, 2012
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Other dude: Ah, i was out plooting.
Some dude: Plooting? Whats that?
Other dude: Eating ass
Other dude: Ah, i was out plooting.
Some dude: Plooting? Whats that?
Other dude: Eating ass
by Beans&Fiends November 18, 2017
Get the Plooting mug.Plooting - to attempt to bottom during gay sex and fail due to the inability to relax the inner rectum sphincter, resulting in pain and tears.
"I attempted to take Gary at the bathhouse, but his horsecock had me plooting out in seconds."
"She said she was game to go anal but the bitch plooted on me"
"She said she was game to go anal but the bitch plooted on me"
by Plootarch March 7, 2025
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by DroSims October 17, 2019
Get the Plotting mug.Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.
by D. Ploof October 22, 2009
Get the ploofing mug.by mikulas September 10, 2006
Get the plooking mug.The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection
To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"
by shannonk November 12, 2013
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