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Plooting

Disposing of looted goods in bodies of water.
He looted all night long, but when he came to his senses in the morning he began to feel bad, so instead of returning the loot he started plooting the river instead by throwing it all in.
by Terrafirmick December 21, 2012
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Plooting

Some dude: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Other dude: Ah, i was out plooting.
Some dude: Plooting? Whats that?
Other dude: Eating ass
by Beans&Fiends November 18, 2017
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Plooting

Plooting - to attempt to bottom during gay sex and fail due to the inability to relax the inner rectum sphincter, resulting in pain and tears.
"I attempted to take Gary at the bathhouse, but his horsecock had me plooting out in seconds."

"She said she was game to go anal but the bitch plooted on me"
by Plootarch March 7, 2025
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Plotting

a secret plan or scheme to accomplish some purpose, especially a hostile, unlawful, or evil purpose:
Aye man I think they plotting on me”
by DroSims October 17, 2019
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ploofing

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.
He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.
by D. Ploof October 22, 2009
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plooking

Shagging, fucking.
As used in some of frank zappas music
I was plooking all night long.
Ah,, you plooked me so hard.
by mikulas September 10, 2006
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Plooning

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection
To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"
by shannonk November 12, 2013
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