phooning

The act of placing you and your lovers phones on top of each other.

person 1: "Babe, have you seen my phone?"
person 2: "Yeah, it's phooning on the nightstand"

by maymaya August 22, 2016

phoon

Too much for zblock

Player 1: You're so bad at holding outside
Player 2: You do it man, that guy (Phoon) bunnyhops to get there before us
Player 1: Just do me a favour and flash him
Player 2: *Throws flash* *3 seconds elapse* *Player 2 dies*

by Sanron April 06, 2017

Phoon

A legendary CS bhopper, hops even better than scripts.

Person 1: Hey man, you bhop like phoon! How do you do that?
Person 2: well... I am phoon.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...really?
Person 2: nah

by Ça April 30, 2019

Phoon

A legendary bhoper from cs:s who was accused of scripting, but his legacy lives on.

Bro I just hit a sick hop, I am phoon right now.

by Koistopher June 03, 2018

phoon

(1) n. One who phoons. (2) v. To stand motionless on one foot, tilted forward at the waist, with one bent arm held in front and the other bent arm held behind.

Walter told Sue to do a Phoon in front of the Tower of Pisa. Soon, several others around her were phooning, too.

by John Darrow November 07, 2003

Phoon

A type of dive coined by the MacElroy family in episode 7 of The Adventure Zone: Amnesty. it is described as the first part of a jackknife except you don't uncurl before you dive, combining the worst aspects of a belly-flop, while also drenching anyone in the surrounding area.

Our father did the perfect phoon. he phooned into the water like an idiot, drenching his poor children.

by NedChicane May 30, 2018

phoon

1) v. phooning is the act of striking a pose where all the limbs are bent at the joints, and the body is bent forward at the waist. One of the arms is rotted towards the front, and the other is rotated towards the back. The foot not touching the ground hangs over your butt. Both arms should be on opposite sides, it doesen't matter which one is towards the front or back.
2) n. the picture of a phooning person

1) My friend asked me to phoon for him
2) MY friend uploaded my phoon on the net

by Gunkglumb June 02, 2005