Ploffs

Short for Playoffs.

Guy 1:Ready for the first ploff game tn?
Guy 2:Fucking right!!

Guy 1:Ready for the first game of the ploffs tn?
Guy 2:Fucking right!!

Ploffs by Tripping monkeys February 3, 2018

Ploffs

(n)- a term used by low tier, and female hockey players as an abbreviation for playoffs

Sadie- "Can you come over tonight? "
Samantha- "I can't, first game of ploffs tonight"

Ploffs by Winklevoss twins March 11, 2019

Margs and Ploffs

It’s that time of the year and the best playoffs in sports are about to start, the NHL playoffs. The weather is getting warmer as it’s turning into spring and so you get the cheapest tequila you can find and fire up the blender every night. Margaritas and NHL playoffs.

Hey man what are you doing tonight? Margs and ploffs obviously.

Margs and Ploffs by Zoomass2018 May 17, 2018

ploffy 

1. Alleged hair cream or putty used to give asian bands or anime hair an anti-gravity, cockatoo effect. Varies with styles such as "Sasuke-style" or "L-style" or "Jae-joong atyle" depending on bird species. Also used: plofficle(adj); the Ploffnetic Force Field; oh my ploff; ploff this.

2. Word derived of poofy and fluffy.

"Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ploffy?"
"Ploffy? Did you say.. PLOFFY?"
"Yes sir, with or without nuts?"
"PLOFFY! PLOFFFYYY!!! PLLOOFFFYYY!!!!!"

Kakashi from Naruto's hair was a style obtained from overuse of ploffy, and causing a massive ploffy explosion (ploffsplosion).

ploffy by Lime&lily April 19, 2008

Ploff 

To ploff. To fall asleep immediately when you are exhausted.

I wanted to see the movie but I ploffed as soon as it started.

Ploff by Two ploffers February 12, 2015

ploff 

able to wear and/or do. short for pull off.

pshhh, that boy totally cant ploff those girls jeans.

as opposed to, pshhh, that boy cannot pull off those girls jeans.

ploff by emmita123 July 5, 2007

ploff 

someone who acts so stupid it makes the person who is with them feel so cripilingly disabled they can barely walk because of the sheer velocity of the action caused by someone being very dumb . when calling someone a ploff it is usualy very reserved and not used willy nilly . its intended to be used at the exact moment of inpact of the person being stupid followed by some retarded noises and a bent walk with a bent left arm and wrist and a screwed up face followed by some more retarded orgasems.

ya complete ploff , you stupid ploff , you fucking ploff , nnnmmmmnnnn u fucking ploff (and make like you cant walk because the stupidity of the person is so mutch it makes you cripled temporaliry).

ploff by kieron Jenkins February 6, 2007