Ploff

To ploff. To fall asleep immediately when you are exhausted.

I wanted to see the movie but I ploffed as soon as it started.

by Two ploffers February 12, 2015

ploff

able to wear and/or do. short for pull off.

pshhh, that boy totally cant ploff those girls jeans.

as opposed to, pshhh, that boy cannot pull off those girls jeans.

by emmita123 July 5, 2007

ploff

someone who acts so stupid it makes the person who is with them feel so cripilingly disabled they can barely walk because of the sheer velocity of the action caused by someone being very dumb . when calling someone a ploff it is usualy very reserved and not used willy nilly . its intended to be used at the exact moment of inpact of the person being stupid followed by some retarded noises and a bent walk with a bent left arm and wrist and a screwed up face followed by some more retarded orgasems.

ya complete ploff , you stupid ploff , you fucking ploff , nnnmmmmnnnn u fucking ploff (and make like you cant walk because the stupidity of the person is so mutch it makes you cripled temporaliry).

by kieron Jenkins February 6, 2007

ploff

short for pull that off.

Instead of saying she cant pull that off, you would say: Pshhh she totally cant ploff that,

by emmita321 December 13, 2008

Ploff

Depending how it is used Ploff can have one of two meanings.

When spoken in a aggressive tone ploff can have a similar meaning to fuck off. Whereas if spoken in a quiet or sexual tone it can mean suck me off

by Trio-of-germanic-tribes November 22, 2019

Ploff

Noun, To fail dramatically; to fall with great force

Jimmy went to do a kickflip, only to ploff on the ground with his skateboard.

by _The_Seth_ September 16, 2022

ploff dive

When somone catches a fart in their mouth and blows into a womens vagina.

"Peter caught a fart in his mouth and blew it into Sandy's vagina giving her a 10/10 Ploff Dive"

by Komang666 February 29, 2020