please no
Something you say to someone who's about to do something stupid/unfavorable (usually exposing something about you) in a casual manner
please no by DatGooseBoio January 25, 2021
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Please No
please don't approve this i just needed to write something so i could vote on others things cause im bad at tech
Please No by YeahPleaseNo March 29, 2021
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please no • Please no johns • Please no punterino • please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays.. • NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO • no god please no • Oh god please NO • No, please, no • Please do not the cat • Please do not eat the weeds
Please no punterino
Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.
Please no punterino by Jesiotre October 10, 2019
Please no johns
When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.
Please no johns by 9dohead October 7, 2020
Please no johns
It is something to say if someone is making excuses to win an argument or the reason they lost a game.
Please no johns by 9dohead October 7, 2020
no god please no
no god please no by this is the real no. February 29, 2016
NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards
Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 9, 2021
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