Please be informed!

A short commanding expression spoken at the end of a speech that means: "Yeah, you heard what I said! That's the 411. If you didn't get it, too damn bad! I ain't gonna repeat myself and I ain't taking no questions!"

Ling Ling: "Blah blah blah blah....
blah blah blah blah....
such and such.....
so and so....
Please be informed!"

Lou Lou: "Can you repeat what you said before that such and such part?"

Ling Ling (thinking in her head): "Motherfucker, I gotta take a shit! I'm gettin' outta here. I ain't got time to answer this!"

Please be informed! by mnihnuht February 23, 2008

please be funny 

When someone is consistently boring, and never seem to produce any entertainment. Theese people really need to get begged to be funny. You might often say the phrase "it's not funny anymore" or "it's not entertaining anymore" to. A document from the age of the roman empire has confirmed that they begged each other to be funny many times, as a part of their culture. The vikings read the ancient writings and decided to bring into their own culture. Scandinaians have carried this tradition and agony towards boring people to this day. An example of a person who needs to be begged of to be funny. Martin Luther wrote in his secret diary that was discovered in Funnyanymoreland- They're all begging me to show entertainment and to be funny. How can I make this stop, I'm desperate for a solution. Another way to confirm this, is some translated viking runes in the great cave of Baradennagång in south Sweden.

*boring person being boring*

-It's not funny anymore, entertainment has expired. I'm currently not entertained. If you try to be a comedian you wouldn't make it since you're not entertaining nor funny. Please be funny, I'm begging you to show me some kind of humor or entertainment

please be funny by BigPapa69420974 March 23, 2022

Please be advised

A meaningless phrase that prefaces relevant information. It is basically unnecessary if not redundant, as one is engaged in the very act of “advising” when issuing a warning, imparting knowledge, or giving advice. “Please be advised” is used excessively by people in law enforcement and sometimes by those who became serious about life at a very late age, and now maintain blogs that purport to warn the public about what is largely one-sided, uninteresting crap.

Ryan: Officer Murphy, please be advised that our suspect is driving a Jeep.

Murphy: Ryan, the fact that you’re advising me is understood in the information you have just given to me. Saying “please be advised” is an unnecessary redundancy that pollutes our radio communication.

Ryan: Ten-four.

Please be advised by Ned's Nutz April 23, 2010

Please Be Mine 

a popular song written and preformed by the jonas brothers.
it was the first song they wrote togther and caused them to form the jonas brothers.

person#1- did u hear that song please be mine
person#2- ya, dosnt it make ur heart melt.!

Please Be Mine by Ryannn February 22, 2008

Please Be Mine 

a popular song written and preformed by the jonas brothers.
it was the first song they wrote togther and caused them to form the jonas brothers.

person#1- did u hear that song please be mine
person#2- ya, dosnt it make ur heart melt.!

Please Be Mine by Ryannn February 22, 2008

Please be advised

Essentially meaning: "I am an asshole." The beginning words from someone or something that is about to reject, worry or disappoint you.

Please be advised that our policy does not allow us to accept your complaint.

Please be advised by Bill in AZ February 18, 2013

Please be >+<- 

This is what you communicate via IM, SMS, text, or what have you when you want someone to be more positive and less negative without being a jerk.

Nora: "Life=garbage."
Sam: "Sometimes. I'm here for you. Please be >+<-."
Nora: "LOL! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Please be >+<- by von groovy March 5, 2025