Pleaking

A word derived from a combination of peeing pooping and planking..pleaking is the act of balancing yourself between two adjacent walls in a rigid manner and letting your feces and urine fall casually to the floor.

Safety concerns over slippery floors has prompted restaurants in the area to adobt the "please no pleaking policy."

Pleaking by please no pleaking October 2, 2014

pleaking

Farting out of your penis.

Me: What was that Tommy?!
Tommy: Don't be afraid, it was just me pleaking.

pleaking by Cahcahminator February 11, 2014

pleasingly hideous 

This describes a comical, mocking expression to one who constantly asks for compliments regarding their looks, especially if they are attractive.

Don't worry Donna, you are pleasingly hideous!

pleasingly hideous by I, Wreckerrr January 17, 2017

pleasing porcine 

A compliment from a chubby chaser or mockery.

Some who disliked Wonda Wonderpig called her pleasing porcine!

pleasing porcine by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016

pleasing the plumbers

Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.

Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!

pleasing the plumbers by Yopmail User August 22, 2022

Peaking In High School 

A person who obtains the following traits:
1. Went to the closest college possible. Probably a D2 school with crappy athletics.

2. Their social media pictures are still of them playing high school sports.

3. They never leave the small town they went to high school in.

4. They never became anything more than the asshat they were in high school.

5. Probably won’t show up to your class reunion out of embarrassment.

6. 8/10 chance he was a fuckboy in high school.

“Chad is such a loser now. We call that peaking in high school kids. Don’t be Chad.”

Peaking In High School by Roastmaster996 November 25, 2017

Aesthetically Pleasing

Something / someone pleasing to the eye
E.G:

-Kim Taehyung.

“Have you see Taehyung lately?”

“Yeah he’s beautiful”
“I know, he’s Aesthetically pleasing”

Aesthetically Pleasing by Tae-is-nsfw July 15, 2018