Play golf
Play golf by Craig Addams August 12, 2006
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When the cat's away, the mice play golf.
Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?
Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.
Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.
When the cat's away, the mice play golf. by jbarryd June 25, 2012
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Hey boss I am going to send out these emails to the client and then I am going to go play golf. Do you have any other things for me to do today?
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