Plarting 

(verb) Farting into a bowl of mac and cheese

Dan had to make a new Twitch because his old one got banned for plarting

Plarting by HoneyLocer22 January 10, 2024

planting a potato 

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

planting a potato by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

Platting fog 

something that is imposable to do

1) it's like trying to plat fog

2) I've got more chance of platting fog.....

Platting fog by hteb78 November 10, 2012

Planting trees 

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.

person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross

Planting trees by YourHighnessDavid May 3, 2014

Parting Gift 

A final tangible reminder of a person for a period of time, delivered to the person leaving (or being left behind) by the first.

"With a huff, she left the room, tipping over the banana tree plant, spilling all of the wet coffee inside all over the floor, a final parting gift for her former girlfriend Stacy."

Parting Gift by The Artiscrybre July 9, 2022

P plating 

When you go around stealing P-plates. Usually done in teams of two and done at nite.

"Oi mate what did you get up too last nite" "Went P plating last nite and got 59 P-plates"

P plating by Aussie555 December 19, 2011

plirting 

When you flirt with your penis.

He was totally just plirting with you.

plirting by lulla_bye March 22, 2009