Plarpen

To consume large volumes of cream, cholesterol and lipids while nepotisticly chubbening with inherited musical equipment making twerky beats for teenage rich girls!

Oh he was really plarpenning out wasn't he there old boy!

Plarpen by anonymous December 19, 2022

plarent 

A person who treats their plants like their kids.

For someone who is trying to fight climate change singe handedly, Leonardo DiCaprio sure is a terrible plarent.

plarent by jacobLCnative April 23, 2020

plarping 

The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.

Did you hear that jimmy had a mental plarping incident after eating that rat shit.

plarping by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020

playpen 

Contrary to the Crib, this is the home of your girlfriend or occasional female encounter

I'm going to the playpen to chill with my *****.

playpen by Funkmaster BM November 5, 2008

Baby Playpen

n. any area where little people are held against their will. It usually consists of 4 foot high fences and child proof locks. Can be located inside or outside.

Do you wanna stop by the Baby Playpen and feed the little people?

sure, I'll bring the Cheerios!

Baby Playpen by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

parpenbhwarg 

amalgamation of two great words: parp and bhwarg

Dr Parpenbhwarg I presume?

parpenbhwarg by NinjaPirate March 13, 2003

playpen 

the cunt of a woman who cahn't get pregnant

Uncle Bill says his girl has a playpen.

playpen by uncleBilllovesPlaypens April 26, 2014