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Plancer

Plant-cancer
“Why are all my plants sad and lumpy?”

“That sounds like plancer”
by dark pit simp August 9, 2021
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pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.
Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!
by Black Death Metal August 14, 2008
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Oriental Planner

A person who makes plans for a group then backs out of the plans they made.
Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.
by Dan Dan Noodles N. November 23, 2009
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plancel

To make plans with the intention of canceling or never following through. Often used if the planceling party is not quick enough to come up with an excuse. Sometimes both parties plancel, and no meeting is intended, the future event is just a social gesture.

(I made this word up, but you should use it.)
The specific plancel:

A: What are you doing on Thursday?
B: (Thinking: I can't come up with anything!) I don't know.
A: Let's go see a movie
B: That would be great. (I'm trapped. I hope he doesn't call, but I'll tell him a family member is ailing if he presses it.)

The two-way, generic plancel:

A: It was so good to see you.
B: You too. Let's do dinner sometime. (We're never doing dinner).
A: Definitely. (We're never doing dinner.)
by Conrad H. September 23, 2007
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non-event planner

a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........
Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.
by sheila in the car October 17, 2010
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tire planter

An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub jesus and lawn ball
In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.
by bkdouble October 15, 2006
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Plantera

A boss from the hit video game Terraria. Plantera can be summoned once the world enters Hardmode and the player defeats all 3 of the mechanical bosses (preferably not all at once). When a player destroys Plantera's Bulb (found in the Jungle), she will awaken. Redigit has stated that Plantera was named after his wife Cenx's favorite band, Pantera, hence why Plantera's boss theme features electric guitars.
Plantera has awoken!
by StylingStarlight June 11, 2018
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