ploned 

To be fucked by unscaleable web services.

Bob: "I took a new job without asking about their environment. I got ploned."

Joe: "Move them off that unscaleable pile of rat feces!"

ploned by libkeiser February 27, 2009

Ploner 

When an individual gets a boner while looking or thinking about a plane.

"I was at the Wright Brothers National Memorial and I got a raging ploner."

Ploner by DICK burn January 30, 2017

well plowed 

A woman who's sexed up many, many men.

Hank: Have you seen how that chick Susan's been eye-stroking me the past few nights?
John: Dude, be careful. She's well plowed.

well plowed by zoomba_zoo November 21, 2014

getting plowed

Deep and hard thrusting sex.
Fucking Rough sex

I walked in on my best friend getting plowed by her boyfriend.

getting plowed by LilLightning⚡ February 16, 2018

plowed pussy 

A vagina that has recently been vigorously fucked.

Nothing better than a freshly Plowed Pussy.

plowed pussy by MasterFact October 28, 2013

phoned it in 

Being generally lazy with a task. Doing it half-assed instead of with your full ass.

Guy 1: Did you watch the last season of the O.C.?
Guy 2: It sucked.
Guy 1: Yeah, they really phoned it in on that one. They just kept killing people off and making up new characters.

Man 1: I phoned it in on work on friday. I basically did nothing all day but eat a sandwich.

phoned it in by JDtheReviewer January 6, 2008

Phoned it in 

(verb) to have completed an action, especially giving a performance, while showing a minimum of effort.

Generally used to refer to performances that border on unprofessional. The intended audience would have been similarly disappointed if the person had delivered the performance by speakerphone, in order to spend more time on leisurely pursuits.

"Her song and dance routine at the music awards was horrible! She looked out of shape, she forgot half the words... she basically just phoned it in."

Phoned it in by Agent337 January 3, 2009