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pwned
A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."
Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."
It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."
It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."
OR
"That team totally pwned us."
OR
"That team totally pwned us."
pwned by Daniel Rivera April 11, 2003
pistol pwned
1. When you play an FPS and you, with your pistol, dominate an opponent who has a much more powerful weapon.
2. Bashing to death a player with your pistol.
2. Bashing to death a player with your pistol.
pistol pwned by mchesney August 29, 2006
omega pwned
when the pwnage has reached such an extent that one cannot be pwned any more. the ultimate and final pwn.
guy 1: did you see joe?
guy 2: no, why?
guy 1: well, he went in to get his appendix removed and they got him confused with the transexual. now his outie is an in.
guy 2: omega pwned.
guy 2: no, why?
guy 1: well, he went in to get his appendix removed and they got him confused with the transexual. now his outie is an in.
guy 2: omega pwned.
omega pwned by holly molly August 19, 2006
Pawned
The word "pawned" is sometimes used for the exaggeration and boasting of a won game of chess. It can also be used by a player with a significantly advantageous position that feels the urge to taunt or aggravate his or her opponent.
I just pawned you with the two move checkmate.
Bobby Fischer pawned Boris Spassky in the Reykjavik World Championship, thus pawning the Soviet Union's domination of world championships.
Bobby Fischer pawned Boris Spassky in the Reykjavik World Championship, thus pawning the Soviet Union's domination of world championships.
Pawned by darkinformer17 January 3, 2011
Pwned by a Chick
To completely fail as a man in either terms of video games, driving, BBQing, or any other event that a real MAN would never lose to a chick.
Me: F**k that guy can out drift me any day.. Friend: you know that's a chick driving right? Me: BULLSHIT!!!! Friend: How does it feel to be pwned by a chick!?!
Pwned by a Chick by Xero _ Manifest December 5, 2010
Pawned
The word pawned is frequently thought of as a mispelling of pwned or pwnd, and this is likely true. However there is much debate as to the pronunciation of this word. People could have a scientific discussion as to whether to use the vowel cluster "aw" or "ow" however that would waste much time. Since people sound gay when they say "powned", so it is generally accepted as "pawned" and means to own something, but not in a literal sense, such as a prison bitch.
1. I pawned your grandmother last night in a game of strip poker
2. We certainly pawned that blind kid in CS:S
2. We certainly pawned that blind kid in CS:S
Pawned by Turpentine September 21, 2005
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