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bone a phone
A slang term for a man's penis, frequently used in a sexual or humorous context and particularly favored by musicians.
bone a phone by hnoss April 6, 2017
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Pjone • phone • Phone sex • phone rape • phone bone • phone book • phone bitch • phone-boner • Phone Booth • phone head
old~fashioned phone
Back in the 60's, phones were only available in black & desktop style; no buttons but had to be manually dialed.
When I was a kid, we had an old~fashioned phone & we were quite content with it. Some dial phones are still in use today.
old~fashioned phone by Starchylde May 26, 2016
Banger phone
Some say, it's still good to have a banger phone, even if you have a smartphone.
Digicel just released some new bangers 'pon the market.
Digicel just released some new bangers 'pon the market.
Banger phone by Tropical Rythms October 11, 2019
phone zombie
A person who walks around while staring at their phone's screen. They are almost always stumbling slowly in the way of general progress. Likely to be seen blocking the only path. Usually oblivious and inconsiderate.
Damn did you see that phone zombie walk into an open manhole cover?
phone zombie phone zombie slow walker in the way rude oblivious
phone zombie phone zombie slow walker in the way rude oblivious
phone zombie by jkkstyle June 13, 2013
Phone bot
I cannot believe how so many people are constantly using there cell phones all of the time , it's like every time you see them there head's are buried in them walking , waiting or even while trying to pay for something at the register in the store even while driving a car , it's like these people have become phone bots .
Gramma-phone
(1) A phone call to ones grandparents.
(2) A telephone set with extra-large keys and extra-loud ringer & receiver.
(2) A telephone set with extra-large keys and extra-loud ringer & receiver.
(1)You should make a gramma-phone at lease every other month.
(2) My eyesight and hearing are getting so bad, pretty soon I’ll need one of those gramma-phones.
(2) My eyesight and hearing are getting so bad, pretty soon I’ll need one of those gramma-phones.
Gramma-phone by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 4, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026