When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.
I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick'sgunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.
Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.
Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"
A safety manuever used in a canadian penetentary setting. When forced to give prison felatio treat the other prisoner good and as soon as you hear the first sign of pleasure (usually a moan of some sort) lock your jaw as a pitbull would and jerk your head from side to side like a dog with a pull toy. This has two possible outcomes you get shanked or you never have to use this manuever again.
"sure ill give u head ill treat you good too" but as soon as you moan I'll chomp and rip ur dick off just like a Preston Pitbull! Sack ya quick
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She'spretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party'sliberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.