A disciple of the Greek mathematician Pythagoras (c. 500 BC), who was puzzled that for any circle, the ratio of its perimeter to diameter has always the same approximate value of 3.1, leading them to wonder whether the constant number was imbued with any mystical or numerological significance.

The first mathematical murder unprovenly took place when a Pithagorean was thrown into the sea by his mathematical brethren, when he blasphemed that the constant value associated with any circle couldn’t exactly be written as a ratio of two whole numbers, which contradicted his master’s numerical gospel that everything in the universe could only be expressed in whole numbers or their ratios.

Pithagorean by Fasters January 3, 2022

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Pitfag

Pitfag, A dog who is mean as fuck to his own brother. A dog which would bite the nuts of his own brother. A dog which was also his brothers bitch. This definition describes both brothers.
But snuggle at night and at times groom each other . When one leaves the premises the other barks to the point of 13 barking dog tickets. A dog who will confront an enemy and have his brothers back.A dog that is dachshund and black and tan coon hound!

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde went hunting the other night. They treed 6 raccoons. After that they fell asleep in the truck box, spooning.Fuckin Pitfags!

Pitfag by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde December 3, 2019

Pithagoras

A misspelled or corrupt version of Pythagoras, the Greek vegan mathematician-turned-numerologist, who wouldn’t hesitate to expel, ostracize, or even murder his yes-students should they dare to criticize or challenge his mathematical gospel that everything could be expressed as a ratio of whole numbers.

Those against Greek culture or heritage would deliberately write “Pithagoras” whenever they needed to cite or quote the most famous theorem in mathematics.

Pithagoras by Fasters January 3, 2022

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Pitagyroapola

This is what every person should be eating when visiting or living in Greece. It is the ambrosia of humanity along with tzatziki (the nectar). It is toasted pitta bread with gyros meat, some vegetables, chips and tzatziki. Pitagyroapola can be found also outside of Greece in other big cities but in only Greek shops.

Person1 : I am so hungry, what should I eat?
Good friend: Hey wanna go for some pitagyroapola?
Person1: Yes sure, but where?
Bad friend: Oh, there is this shop over there.
Good friend: No, this is not an authentic pitagyroapola shop. We should go to this one instead

Pitagyroapola by La_koku-sama February 24, 2022

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