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An area in which many pits, pock marks, craters, dents, or dimples are found.
Dude her butt was suffering froms evere pittage.
Pittage by sonofabird August 1, 2008
What's that even mean?
"Just cause I draw you an image, don’t mean we’re kindling a friendship to last. You can’t think past your own pittage" - Zalinki (2020)
pittage by shabbysinkalot May 16, 2025

tim pottage 

Tim Pottage is a very sexy but narcissistic character from the notoriously sexualized tv drama "What A Meme". He persistently gropes other characters including "Susey McSustits" who ironically proclaims "What A Meme!" whenever Tim Pottage's sexual deviancies provoke other colleagues. Most notably in the Episode "The Kennel Club" Tim is caught dressed up in a dalmation costume flirting with another person, Susey attempts to say her catchphrase but Tim reacts tyrannically, resulting in one of the funniest scenes in television history.
"You're being such a Tim Pottage" Bill said as Ben stroked his leg
tim pottage by GreatSauce February 9, 2018
Martin: Post-work pintage?
Tomasz: Can't. Going to the cinema.
pintage by Tomasz Minkowski June 9, 2007
Soup of ye olde times, eaten by peasants. Made with anything and everything that was available.
"Ere, luv, chuck summore apple cores into that there pottage."
Pottage by OtterOne January 18, 2009

pittangel 

verb 1. To live with someone of the opposite sex in a state of suspended engagement; not to marry in an official ceremony in protest of the current state laws forbidding marriage between individuals of the same sex.
Yeah, my girlfriend and I have six kids. But we're not married. Nah, we're pittangelled. It's a beautiful thing, man.

Yes, my son is to be pittangelled to his long time girlfriend. Finally. We're so excited for the both of them!

Baby, will you pittangel me?

I always cry at pittangelings.
pittangel by Michael R. Thomas September 21, 2006