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You fucked up the pronunciation to pistol and said pittol
“Hey can you give me a pittol i mean pistol i found no guns

“Pittol?”

“Shut up just give me the damn gun

“Pittol is now a new word”

“Kill yourself”
Pittol by MyLittleLoli(con) March 13, 2019
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sausage pistol 

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

pistol toting 

When you’re waving your guns in the air without care or caring if anyone is looking at you.
“Pistol toting and this glock do got a kit.”
pistol toting by Purpbreezy June 15, 2018

Pistol Winker 

One who makes a representation of a gun with their thumb and index finger while simultaneously winking their eye and pretending to fire the imaginary “hand gun” with a sound effect of a sucking your teeth.
David is an annoying pistol winker. Whenever someone has a good idea that he likes, he pistol winks them and makes that annoying sound.
Pistol Winker by Hot Chicken June 18, 2009

pistol whip 

To strike a person with the handle of a handgun, generally in the head.
I didn't want to shoot him, so I pistol whipped him instead.
pistol whip by icy February 12, 2003

Pistol Sniffer 

A woman who only dates cops. A cop groupie.
What is the deal with Marsha? Her last five boyfriends have all been cops . . . she is a real pistol sniffer.

Pistol-Wii-pped  

(pronounced preferably w/ hispanic accent for comedic value)n, v: when someone nails you in the back of the head with their Wii controler dangling by the wrist band.
Usage v, pt.: "She got really intense during a Wii tennis match. So much so that she went all out for a lob and accidentally Pistol-Wii-pped me."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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