pistol-whipped

The female equivalent for pussy-whipped.

Your girl let you go down on her best friend last night?

Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.

by Darren Wiseman January 5, 2009

pistol-whipped

A variation on the term "pussy whipped". With the word "pistol" referring to the male genitalia instead.. Or, a talented studbroad and her toys.

"Should I invite Claryssa to the bachelorette party?"
"
You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."

-or-
"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"

"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."

-or-

"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"

"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."

"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
"

by Evil Temptress October 14, 2011

pistol whip

To strike a person with the handle of a handgun, generally in the head.

I didn't want to shoot him, so I pistol whipped him instead.

by icy February 12, 2003

Pistol Whipped

To be smacked in the face with the handle of a gun.

Charlie was talking shit, so I "pistol whipped" him with my gun.

by Sonuvagun Salinas October 22, 2008

Pistol Whip

1. Hitting someone, normally in the face, with the grip of a pistol.
2. According to Homer Simpson, a whipped-cream (vaguely resembling Cool Whip) product eaten with a pistol.

1. "He pistol-whipped that snitch but good."
2. "mmmm... Pistol Whip"

by kev07 August 19, 2006

pistol whip

According to Homer Simpson, it is a food similar whipped-cream that is eaten with a pistol.

Mmmm....pistol whip.

by mikm June 15, 2005

pistol whip

Hitting someone in the face with a gun. Tijuana Cops use a special method when they hit with the whole side of the gun to leave as little visual damage as possible. When they whip you they usually screams "TOMAWAE".

Cop: I pistol whipped him so hard that i cracked his skull.
Tijuana Cop: You should do like this. TOMAWAE!

by Mr Green November 15, 2006