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PITA fee
A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.
This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.
Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."
Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.
Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."
Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.
This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
PITA fee by spicy lengua July 23, 2009
Related Words
Pitam • Pitambar • pitambering • pitame • Pitamm • Pitamula • PITA • piamp • Pita Bread tits • pita pit
Pitmommy
A Pitmommy is a pitbull owner who is delusionally devoted to protecting their precious baby-devouring death machines from criticism, online or otherwise. Their favorite past-time is ignoring fatality statistics and saying chihuahuas are more of a threat.
When Pitmommies are exposed to too much empirical data that shows that pitbulls are way more likely to kill or seriously maim than other breeds, they often resort to the online equivalent of sticking their fingers in their ears and yelling "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" aka spamposting 'cute' images of pitbulls in shower caps or with flower crowns.
Pitmommies represent a serious danger to society at large because they encourage clueless dog lovers to take a chance on this violent breed. They love to call pits "mommy dogs" and espouse their so called 'nurturing instinct' for human children. They also constantly fail to properly secure their own "sweetie pibbles" which leads to them getting out of the yard and attacking some passer-by.
The only way for a Pitmommy to become a rational human being again is, sadly, to have them suffer a personal loss because of their precious baby pitty. Unfortunately, some Pitmommies are so far gone that even having their human children killed by their pet is not enough to convince them.
When Pitmommies are exposed to too much empirical data that shows that pitbulls are way more likely to kill or seriously maim than other breeds, they often resort to the online equivalent of sticking their fingers in their ears and yelling "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" aka spamposting 'cute' images of pitbulls in shower caps or with flower crowns.
Pitmommies represent a serious danger to society at large because they encourage clueless dog lovers to take a chance on this violent breed. They love to call pits "mommy dogs" and espouse their so called 'nurturing instinct' for human children. They also constantly fail to properly secure their own "sweetie pibbles" which leads to them getting out of the yard and attacking some passer-by.
The only way for a Pitmommy to become a rational human being again is, sadly, to have them suffer a personal loss because of their precious baby pitty. Unfortunately, some Pitmommies are so far gone that even having their human children killed by their pet is not enough to convince them.
"Did you hear about that fatal mauling? Wanna guess what breed the dog was?"
"I bet I know the breed, but if I name it, dollars to doughnuts I'm gonna have some Pitmommy screeching at me in my DMs."
"I bet I know the breed, but if I name it, dollars to doughnuts I'm gonna have some Pitmommy screeching at me in my DMs."
Pitmommy by t. Alberto Barbossa January 8, 2022
Potami Tsimento
Also known as Thanos , Mr Potat , Potami. A greek dude from Thessaloniki , very attractive , extremely intelligent , large cocked and fully prepared for every encounter possible. He is the organiser of an annual event named “Potami Tsimento’s Annual Event” which takes place in different location each year.
Potami Tsimento by Lesbian_allien March 8, 2021
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douche o potamus
Similar in type and variety to a "Douche Bag" only of a far heavier stature.
1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
3. One with an intolerable personality.
1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
3. One with an intolerable personality.
Oh My Effing God, look at that douche o potamus over there acting like he actually know's what's going on.
douche o potamus by Pretty Boy January 28, 2010
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