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pit maneuver

During a car pursuit, the pursuing car will ram the running car's back wheel (either right or left) and turn slightly, causing the running car to spin out. Usually done by police.
Cop 1: He's going into a school zone, what do we do!!!
Cop 2: We're going to have to end this, I'm going to pit (short for pit maneuver) him
pit maneuver by Zyzy December 14, 2015

Fayetteville Pit Maneuver 

The act of having doggie style sex when the penis slips out of the vagina and attempts insertion into the anus thus your partner darts away to the right or left avoiding insertion.
Bob attempted a Fayetteville Pit Maneuver while nailing Donna doggie style when his dick slipped out and almost went in her asshole. Donna shot off the bed and cracked her head on the end table.

pit mommy 

Pitbull owners who think themselves as "mothers" to their dog "child". Often used when referring to bad Pitbull owners whom use their pet to boost their ego, viewing themselves as saviors to what they think is an "unloved" dog breed.
"I have a feeling that Pit Mommy's dog is going to maul her soon."

Pit Master 

When you're banging your girl bare back, while she's eating an apple, you pull out and lather her back with your natural sauce.
Guy 1: How was your night last night?
Guy 2: Great, I became a real Pit Master.
Pit Master by TheWh1teSh4dow June 18, 2018

Pit Monkey 

Describes one who lives up north; especially if they come from an old mining town. Monkey being a term for someone who does a repetetive job... for example, a CAD monkey works at a computer all day drwing pictures.
One whose ancestors may have worked down the pits... monkey of the pit... 'Pit Monkey'.
Pit Monkey by Polywog May 31, 2007

Ball Pit Mum 

Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.
I met a couple of ball pit mums today who told me I wasn’t doing enough tummy time with my baby.