Someone who works in accounting and is extremly overweight. That person will have between 1 and 10 toes, most likely they would be missing at least a few. They also smoke, don't shower very often and really like trany's. You will often find this person sipping on a diet pepsi.
The Pit Monster just chugged a pepsi while balancing on 6 toes and smoking a cigarette.
by Brinc September 28, 2009
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That bird over there is a fucking pit-monster!
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