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Confetti Cannon

Shoving colorful nerds/pop rocks into your ass hole and then farting in the face of your partner.

Hey babe, I want you to toss my salad so I can blast my Confetti Cannon in your face.

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When you're banging your girl bare back, while she's eating an apple, you pull out and lather her back with your natural sauce.

Guy 1: How was your night last night?
Guy 2: Great, I became a real Pit Master.

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