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pussy willy

When a female inserts a finger into her wet vagina, and then proceeds to stick it into an unsuspecting individuals ear. It is basically a "wet will"; but instead of spit, vagina wet is used.
Jenny Rotten Crotch thought it would be funny to give Terry Dacktal a "pussy Willy".
pussy willy by El Uriel August 10, 2008

Piss Willy 

Used to refer to stuck up or utterly ridiculous people or things. The Piss Willy is a proper or well refined worm with a British accent who wears a top hat, bow tie, suit, and has a cane.
Prep: Ew. Youre gonna eat that? That is so unhealthy.

You: Well yea. I mean thats why I got it.

Prep: Ugh. Whatever, you're gonna get fat.-walks away-
You: That just makes me huggable ya feckin Piss Willy!
Piss Willy by Ashton_Ecstasy August 3, 2014
He pulled up next to me in this pisswilly car of his.
pisswilly by seaumus February 16, 2005

Pussywilly 

A version of a wet willy in which a females vaginal fluids are used in place of saliva.
John just gave beth a pussywilly, now she wont let him touch her.
Pussywilly by Mistersteve May 28, 2009
A Pisswilly is a muskrat-eating, gun-toting son of the South who rarely wears shoes, is banned from most public pools, and who likely rambles unintelligibly for hours about topics you never asked about.
Let’s shag ass out of here, here comes Pisswilly with his nonsense.
Pisswilly by AndiiDoofrain March 24, 2025

3 horned Canadian pisswilly 

When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead
Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!