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pussy willy

When a female inserts a finger into her wet vagina, and then proceeds to stick it into an unsuspecting individuals ear. It is basically a "wet will"; but instead of spit, vagina wet is used.
Jenny Rotten Crotch thought it would be funny to give Terry Dacktal a "pussy Willy".
pussy willy by El Uriel August 10, 2008

Piss Willy 

Used to refer to stuck up or utterly ridiculous people or things. The Piss Willy is a proper or well refined worm with a British accent who wears a top hat, bow tie, suit, and has a cane.
Prep: Ew. Youre gonna eat that? That is so unhealthy.

You: Well yea. I mean thats why I got it.

Prep: Ugh. Whatever, you're gonna get fat.-walks away-
You: That just makes me huggable ya feckin Piss Willy!
Piss Willy by Ashton_Ecstasy August 3, 2014
He pulled up next to me in this pisswilly car of his.
pisswilly by seaumus February 16, 2005

Pussywilly 

A version of a wet willy in which a females vaginal fluids are used in place of saliva.
John just gave beth a pussywilly, now she wont let him touch her.
Pussywilly by Mistersteve May 28, 2009
A Pisswilly is a muskrat-eating, gun-toting son of the South who rarely wears shoes, is banned from most public pools, and who likely rambles unintelligibly for hours about topics you never asked about.
Let’s shag ass out of here, here comes Pisswilly with his nonsense.
Pisswilly by AndiiDoofrain March 24, 2025

3 horned Canadian pisswilly 

When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead
Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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