Pissflask
Pissflask by PISSFLASKED November 8, 2019
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pissblanket
A plastic mattress protector; used to prevent a mattress from becoming wrecked if somebody has enuresis (if they piss the bed). They are often found on beds at group homes and similar facilities.
Robbins then thinks about the pissblankets on every bed in the joint, so he rips the pissblanket off of one of the beds, goes around and unscrews all of the light bulbs he can get to, pours the generous helping of light bulbs into the pissblanket (approx. 24 bulbs), gathers up the edges, and whirls the bulging pissblanket over his head -- striking the wall with it a number of times until he is absolutely, positively, 100% certain that all of the bulbs inside are busted. He then crams the pissblanket and its cargo of broken bulbs into a nearby wastepaperbasket.
pissblanket by Telephony April 16, 2011
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pissflap
The lips of a woman's vagina. Not just any lips...the ones that are GREAT big like a turkey gobbler.
pissflap by Mooncricket June 18, 2003
Pissflap pancake
A term used to describe the labia of a woman which has endured many years of wide and varied activities.
There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children,
Her pissflap pancakes would drag along behind her.
Who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children,
Her pissflap pancakes would drag along behind her.
Pissflap pancake by GregorTMS August 6, 2008
Professor Pissflaps
(Overheard in the House Of Commons):
Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."
Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".
Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."
Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".
Professor Pissflaps by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007