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pissfitness 

Being able to handle your drink so well, that you become immune to drunkenness. The level of 'smashed' can no longer be reached.

These types of people do not get drunk. They get piss fit. The more years in which they spend being piss fit, increases their pissfitness.
Boyfriend: "You drink too much"
Girlfriend: " I'm raising my level of pissfitness OK"?
pissfitness by Netty11 March 7, 2014
Related Words
A failed shithawk. Somebody who lurks in a chatroom or a forum waiting to snipe another user, but is ineffective. Thus, the majestic hawk lining up a shit on an unsuspecting target below lets out such a small squeeze from the cloaca that only a tinkle is produced. The target feels a slight drizzle and wonders if a finch just pissed on them.
"hey guys this guy just tried shitting on my day, but i only felt a tinkle. it was refreshing. thank you pissfinch!"
Pissfinch by lockie January 29, 2015

pissfinger 

An unsavoury person, one who particularly does not rinse after a toilet visit, often seen to wipe his fingers on his trousers when returning to the bar.
"He's a right pissfinger, never heard of soap."
pissfinger by van der wal April 22, 2010

Pissfingering

I.E. - "MY URETHRA LOOKED LIKE A BLOWN OUT CANOLLI, AFTER SHE GAVE ME A HELL'A PISSFINGERING ."