naffbinder

A sexually impotent person, combining naff and binder; a bad screw; a lousy lay.

"I heard about you, you naffbinder, you don't go two minutes!"

by van der wal April 13, 2010

pissfinger

An unsavoury person, one who particularly does not rinse after a toilet visit, often seen to wipe his fingers on his trousers when returning to the bar.

"He's a right pissfinger, never heard of soap."

by van der wal April 22, 2010