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A failed shithawk. Somebody who lurks in a chatroom or a forum waiting to snipe another user, but is ineffective. Thus, the majestic hawk lining up a shit on an unsuspecting target below lets out such a small squeeze from the cloaca that only a tinkle is produced. The target feels a slight drizzle and wonders if a finch just pissed on them.
"hey guys this guy just tried shitting on my day, but i only felt a tinkle. it was refreshing. thank you pissfinch!"
Pissfinch by lockie January 29, 2015
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pisswitch 

Acerbic female, usually bitter and twisted . Quite often anti-social. Stays in and posts on internet forums all day.
'When she talked, she came across as a right little pisswitch'
pisswitch by ans August 26, 2004

pissbitch 

"Horner, you pissbitch."
pissbitch by Stooo March 23, 2003

pissfinger 

An unsavoury person, one who particularly does not rinse after a toilet visit, often seen to wipe his fingers on his trousers when returning to the bar.
"He's a right pissfinger, never heard of soap."
pissfinger by van der wal April 22, 2010

Pissbitch 

a bitch that gets easily pissed
skank whore slut bitch
The ultimate dis for bitches
Stacy is a pissbitch.
Pissbitch by Turtle December 3, 2006

Pissbitchery 

The delicate art of acting like a complete callous asshole, oblivious to the fact that you may be right or wrong on a certain standpoint. The person exclaiming Pissbitchery spews forth a smug standoffish attitude where nothing anyone else does is correct and that they are they all knowing all seeing master of their own self important pathetic universe. Most people who fall under this state of mind are individuals with a false sense of grandeur and have successfully ascended past the rank of Bitch, Asshole and Smug Prick.
My IT Director was full of Pissbitchery after I discredited his blabbering nonsence during our weekly department meeting.
Pissbitchery by MrPukka July 19, 2011

pisskinkhaver667 

my mutual on instagram, who doesnt actually have a piss kink but does like piss. they also like balls.
“pisskinkhaver667 likes balls and piss”
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