by Willne is a nonce October 24, 2018
Get the Pisscum mug.The dirty pig broke the suspects constitutional rights and is now whacking the ball and hoping to make par by finding something to charge him with in his trunk. what a pisscunt.
by SlagHammer December 27, 2014
Get the Pisscunt mug.The often lame explaination that you use when someone identifies you as talking to them on your mobile phone whilst peeing.
Caller; So, if we lower the price by around a third we can get to .......
Customer; Sorry, but why is your voice so echoey? And what's that splashing sound?
Caller; Oh ...... I'm calling from a carpark ..... and that's a fountain in the background ... of the carpark
Customer; Sounds like a pisscuse to me; I'm now going to cancel your multi million dollar order
Customer; Sorry, but why is your voice so echoey? And what's that splashing sound?
Caller; Oh ...... I'm calling from a carpark ..... and that's a fountain in the background ... of the carpark
Customer; Sounds like a pisscuse to me; I'm now going to cancel your multi million dollar order
by El Craigo April 14, 2008
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Get the Pisscutter mug.Piss - as in "a constant stream of urine"
Cutter - as in "a device that can physically bisect an object"
When you put these words together, you get: "a device that can physically bisect a constant stream of urine" - a "pisscutter" so to speak.
This word was first uttered in Schreiber, Ontario and is used to describe the sheer awesomeness of something. It can be an idea, an object, a time in history, etc...to refer to a subject as being (a) pisscutter is to say that it is so awesome that it can actually perform the impossible act of cutting a stream of piss.
** Do NOT confuse "Piscutter" word with "Turdcutter"!! **
Cutter - as in "a device that can physically bisect an object"
When you put these words together, you get: "a device that can physically bisect a constant stream of urine" - a "pisscutter" so to speak.
This word was first uttered in Schreiber, Ontario and is used to describe the sheer awesomeness of something. It can be an idea, an object, a time in history, etc...to refer to a subject as being (a) pisscutter is to say that it is so awesome that it can actually perform the impossible act of cutting a stream of piss.
** Do NOT confuse "Piscutter" word with "Turdcutter"!! **
Usage:
ME: "Is that your new car, Joe?"
JOE: "Yeah, it's pretty pisscutter, eh?"
ME: "Well, it is pretty sweet...I don't know if I would call it pisscutter."
JOE: "So what would YOU consider pisscutter?"
ME: "Your mom's turdcutter..."
and so on.....
ME: "Is that your new car, Joe?"
JOE: "Yeah, it's pretty pisscutter, eh?"
ME: "Well, it is pretty sweet...I don't know if I would call it pisscutter."
JOE: "So what would YOU consider pisscutter?"
ME: "Your mom's turdcutter..."
and so on.....
by Me - as in "not you" February 26, 2010
Get the Pisscutter mug.A very small sub standard Bull Elk or Mule Deer buck commonly found and harvested by Utah sportsmen.
Say Bob Im going over to see Bessy's buck, care to put down that Mountain Dew and LDS bible and join me? NO thanks if I know ole Bessy it's just another pisscutter.
by Team_UNC February 19, 2011
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